Matthew McConaughey:
Matthew McConaughey
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Information:
Name: Matthew McConaughey
Born: 1969-11-04
Height: 1.83
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Filmography:
Magnificent Desolation: Walking on the Moon 3D (2005), Edtv: Caught in the Camera's Eye (1999), Contact (1997), E! True Hollywood Story (2004), Corazón de... (2005)
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Q: How many London taxi drivers does it
take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: What ? Go all the way up there
and come back empty ? You must be
jokin' mate !
ConstantTamasKG
Ted
said to his friend, 'can you lend me
$10?'
'But I only have $8,' his friend replied.
That's OK, you
can always owe me the other $2!
WhittakerEferhardBl
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athena
!
Athena who ?
Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
InakiKosmashF
Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire
Chief two Lotus Notes
Gurus ?
A. FireWeb .... of course!
CarlBercleahvo
Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?
No,
madam I wiped it off !
ColmanDinoNV
Why does frost not like to lay out in the
sun?
-It burns too easily
BjornAveneilbX
How that we are engaged I hope you'll give
me a ring.
Of course. What's your phone number ?
IvoTorrinab
In a survey of American
women, when asked,
"Would you sleep
with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not
again"
ErcCarmelpi
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
He was a big-game haunter!
KyneCurrap
Fred's new girlfriend uses such
greasy
lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a
better
grip.
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